Sunday, while eating lunch with her Mickey Mouse fork, she held the fork to her ear like a phone: "Hello, Mickey Mouse! I want pizza crust!"
Later during the same lunch: "I singing the "I Love This" song. I love thiiiis, I love thiiiis, I so happeeeeeee, I eating my dinner!"
This afternoon, trying to capture Mommy's attention while she is absorbed in a book: "Mommy, hold me up to see that little girl [in a picture on the wall]. Otherwise, I gon go pee pee on you!" I did not manage to keep a straight face, although we did later discuss the correct way to request favors and the fact that it is never okay to deliberately pee on your mother, even if she is ignoring you.